Pandora Studies Real Estate

Well, I’m off to catch a train. Should be fun wrestling my way through the peak hours of the holiday rush, especially with snow heading this way. I’ll be up north for the Thanksgiving holiday weekend, but not completely incommunicado, as Amy‘s folks do have a wireless broadband connection. For now, enjoy this photo of Pandora absorbing knowledge (or perhaps cool temperature) from my copy of Home Buying for Dummies. (Oh, and also check out this photo of Pandora taken from space!)


(Pandora Studies Real Estate uploaded by brownpau.)

Deer and Cheetah

You Washingtonians may have heard the news about the deer that jumped into the cheetah den at the National Zoo last week. The cheetahs did pounce the deer, but animal keepers were able to distract the cats while the deer escaped with just a tail wound.

Some people wondered, however, how could deer escape from the yard so easily while cheetahs could not? Amy was wondering the same thing, and emailed the Zoo to ask about it. Here’s the wonderfully detailed reply she got from zoologist and African Savanna animal keeper Craig Saffoe, who’s allowing me to reprint it here:

First you should know that the Post didn’t get the story 100% accurate. True – a deer did manage to get into one of the cheetah enclosures, however he did not get out on his own.

It is not difficult (especially for an animal with the athleticism of a white tail deer – they can clear 10 foot fences easily) to get into the cheetah enclosures from the public side. It’s just a matter of jumping the 4 foot guardrail and clearing a moat that is only about 3 feet wide. As long as the jumper can clear the hotwires the only thing left to do is make the 13 foot drop to the ground without hurting itself. Again no problem for a deer. Getting out is another story. The animal would have to make a 15 foot leap up (without getting tangled in the 10,000 volts of hotwire) and clear the 3 foot moat in the same leap. Quite difficult even for a white tail. In fact it appears that this guy tried to do just that in an effort to escape the cats, but got tangled in the wires (probably didn’t feel very good) and couldn’t get out of the yard. The deer did manage to get into a pond in the cheetah yard and was smart enough to realize the the cats wouldn’t go into the pond after him (cheetahs are hydrophobic). When we (keepers) arrived, we shifted the cats out of the yard and escorted the deer out of the yard through a series of open gates that lead to the main road of the zoo and out into the Rock Creek area. This is not the first deer to get into the cheetah yards (there have been 3 others in the past 10 years) – but he was the first one to survive.

Why can’t the cheetahs just jump out? Very good question but you needn’t worry. Short story – cheetahs can move far on a cursorial path, but can’t jump very high at all. Long story – Cheetahs are incredible runners, but they are not good jumpers. Almost all of the cheetahs speed is generated from it’s back. These animals have about 60% of their entire muscle mass packed onto their spine which allows them incredible flexion and extension of their backbones at an almost unfathomable rate. With that much muscle allocated to the back, there is surprising little muscle mass on their hind legs (where jumping power comes from). Next time you get a chance compare a picture of a cheetah with a real jumping cat like a cougar or a jag and you’ll see the differences. A good cheetah jump is about 6 or 7 feet up. Like I said earlier, the fences in our enclosures are 13 – 15 feet high and are laced with hotwires (in case we get the ultra motivated cheetah). A cougar, leopard or jaguar would be out of these enclosures in a heartbeat, but cheetahs just can’t do it.

There you have it. The deer only got out with some zoo help, cheetahs can’t jump as high, and my favorite part: this isn’t the first time a deer has gotten in there, but it’s the first time one has survived. Happy cheetahs!

Here’s more on Craig Saffoe, who works in that most enviable of jobs: head cheetah keeper at the National Zoo.

Billy Goat Tavern in DC

The Billy Goat Tavern has come to Washington, just around the block from where I live, so now I can pop in for a cheezborger at just about any time of the day. I met the manager of the DC Tavern at a tenants’ association meeting two weeks ago; he’s a great-nephew of the original Billy Sianis (and also named Billy). Nice guy.

DC Billy Goat Tavern

Excellent location, on the ground floor of the National Association of Realtors HQ, just up New Jersey Ave from the Capitol. Lots of windows, separate counters for bar and dining, giving the tavern an air of DC legitimacy. Probably my only complaint is that smoking is still allowed in there, so the air inside isn’t exactly fragrant when someone lights up.

DC Billy Goat Tavern Menu

Here’s a closeup of their menu. I’m assuming the “d” is a printer’s typo.

And thanks to the magic of modern technology (i.e. “old film” grain effect, bar saloon music, and Google Flickr Video), you can watch this spectacularly anticlimactic film of me, eating a cheezborger:

(For those unfamiliar with the cultural relevance of this topic, please refer to The Curse of the Billy Goat and the “Olympia Cafe” sketch on Saturday Night Live with John Belushi.)

Wyclif on Yonk

It’s now well-known in the World of Webologosphericon 2.0 that Wyclif is back, but now there’s more to the story: I’ve just redone his WordPress template.

Take a look. As with most of my work, I go for a simple, understated layout consisting of neutral colors, light on use of images, letting type carry the message. (If the main content div looks a bit tight, it’s because of the whole “500px width for Flickr’s sake” issue again.) I call the template “Yonk.” At some point I will release all the WP templates I’ve ever made for download somewhere. But not today.

BegTheQuestion.info Reborn!

Meet my latest pet project: Beg The Question. (Or BTQ, for short.)

Although BTQ started out as a silly little April Fool’s gimmick, I recently decided to make better use of the domain by turning it into a concise central venue to inform the general public of this all-too-common idiomatic travesty. Now, you can chastise casual BTQ abusers online by linking to begthequestion.info, thus causing them to hang their heads in shame at their grammatical ignorance. (Or perhaps cause them to explode in righteous descriptivist outrage. You never know till you try!)

There’s also a printable card sheet (inspired in part by Coudal’s SHHH cellphone etiquette campaign), and shirts and mugs, which make great gifts for the pedantic philosophical linguistic curmudgeons in your life. Just in time for Christmas, too.

(For the inevitable “language is evolving” arguments, I refer you to the Frequently Begged Asked Questions.)

[Also posted to Metafilter Projects.]

I Get the Wrong RAM

I really wish I’d read the specs a bit more closely on that PC I got. Why did I blithely assume that what I needed for this machine was 184-pin SDRAM? The Netvista M41 uses old, slow 168-pin PC133 SDRAM. Not that you’d know that from the product page which is for the wrong computer anyway. And 168-pin RAM, for some reason, is really pricy.

Here I have 1GB of 184-pin SDRAM and an IBM Netvista M41 which is too old for it. Should cut my losses and just re-sell this box on Craigslist before it costs me any more in dollars and grief? Then I can get something compatible with the SDRAM sticks.

Update: My brother dug up two 256MB sticks of 168-pin PC133 SDRAM and is sending them over to me, so I guess the Netvista stays. Since all the cool geeks are naming their boxes, I figure I’d better name this one. I name it Fezzik.

Tiger Direct Sends Me the Wrong PC

Those of you who saw the Cheap And Tiny entry on cheap small form desktops probably had a clue that I posted it because I was looking for, well, cheap small form desktops, since my iBook is getting on in years, but I want to wait for the Intel Macs before I get another Apple PC.

I was all set to order a refurbished Asus AE3 Pundit barebone kit with a Sempron 2800+, along with an old salvaged HDD and a stick of RAM, but then I found an almost fully equipped IBM Intellistation E Pro P4-1600 (that would be a 1.6GHz Pentium 4) for a low $170 (after rebate) on Tiger Direct, and I decided on that instead.

I really, really wish I had read a bit more on Tiger Direct before going through them.

Ordering was straightforward, and the box arrived in under three days. It was a bit bigger than I expected, but that was okay. I unpacked the PC and set it on my bed (my desk was a bit messy), checked the box label to make sure I was not going mad, and gasped in shock and horror. (Well, not really “gasped”; more like whined to the air in peeved annoyance.)

Take a good look at this photo of what I thought I was buying, and the box label I expected. Remember, the product page specified an IBM Intellistation E Pro P4-1600. Now, here’s what I got:

Yes, they sent me an IBM Netvista M41 P4-1800 instead. Actually, when you order a P4-1.6 and your mistaken order is a P4-1.8, that’s not too bad, eh? But I was ordering as small form a box as I could get for cheap, and this Netvista M41 is definitely not small.

I did a little more reading, and discovered that Tiger Direct is not so much a store as it is an online frontend to other third party computer retailers — in my case, Joy Systems — who provide the text and photos to Tiger Direct. That’s why there’s a tiny line of fine print at the bottom of every page:

“TigerDirect is not responsible for typographical or photographical errors. Prices and specifications are subject to change without notice.”

So I looked at the rather draconian return policy, looked at this BIG HONKING IBM NETVISTA M41, made a decision … and filled out and mailed the rebate forms and set up the box on my desk.

Hey, it’s not what I ordered and it’s not small, but it’s still 0.2GHz faster than what I expected. I can live with that. I ordered a WinXP OEM CD and a 1GB stick of RAM for it, but I did it on NewEgg. No more Tiger Direct for me. But I hope that rebate comes at the end of 14 weeks anyway.

New Desk Layout

So here’s my new desk layout. And if anyone asks, it was a typographical and photographical error on Tiger Direct’s part, after all, and they’re not responsible.

Wider

Notice anything different? Yeah, a wider weblog div, slightly larger text, and no more serifed type. Mostly I tweaked things because Flickr doesn’t provide 400px photo width (and they don’t seem to be planning it as an option), and I was tired of having to post 240px photos because the standard 500px width was too wide for my existing format. So, I added about 70 pixels to my weblog div’s width (Good bye, legacy of accomodation for 640×480 resolution!), found I didn’t like the serifed body text anymore, and embiggened things till it looked like they fit. Do you find it more readable?

(When in doubt, Shift-Refresh.)