Gems in the Poo

The story is that someone posted a question to Ask Metafilter about avoiding alcohol in vanilla extracts for religious reasons (Islam, I think). A few people answered with the standard “Oh you poor stupid religious person,” as is to be expected from Metafilter; which precipitated this etiquette debate in which some actually defend their right to mock tangentially religious queries, some chide them for their childish intolerance, and it’s generally a standard poo fling, not much worth reading, but I did want to anchor to a couple of gems:

That’s it, really. No need to read the whole thread; it’s not worth it, but those two caught my eye. And after a certain point, I think Mayor Curley’s just being facetious, and I find it just as funny.

RIP Raul Roco

Raul Roco passes away, due to cardiac arrest as a complication of cancer. He was 63.

Remember the Philippine presidential elections of 1998? Roco was a shining beacon of hope back then, the progressive candidate of choice for women and youth, an eloquent speaker and accomplished lawyer, with impeccable taste in wildly colored Hawaiian print shirts. He came to Ateneo for a panel debate before the elections, across from Jose de Venecia. I was photography and graphic design editor for The GUIDON at the time, and was able to shake his hand after the debates. Unfortunately I didn’t keep the prints of my photos, and I have no idea where they are now.

Roco lost the 1998 elections, but performed pretty well, coming in third after Erap and De Venecia. He ran again in 2004, but lost to Gloria and ranked far lower, his popularity from 1998 mostly eclipsed, and his health fading due to his battle with cancer. I’ve long thought that if Gloria and FPJ had not run, the election would have been down to him and Lacson, which would have been a much more decent set of choices for the Filipino public than the decision between Gloria and FPJ.

Well, Raul Roco did what he could for a country mostly too starstruck to appreciate what he had to offer. Here’s hoping Aksyon Demokratiko lives on in his spirit.

More: Roco’s official website, Wikipedia entry, Malacañang’s official word, Cathcath, PCIJ, Paolo Manalo, Edwin Lacierda, Conrado de Quiros.

Tenth Planet?

The discovery of 2003 UB313, an object larger than Pluto orbiting at a far greater distance, has called back into question the debate as to what a “planet” is. The media is already dubbing it the tenth planet; but given this, 2003 EL61, Quaoar, and Sedna, my loyalties in the “Planet/Kuiper Belt Object” debate are starting to fall to the KBO side. This is surely not the last significant Pluto-like body we’ll find out there, and there’s a good chance Pluto is simply just another one of these objects, icy spheres with highly eccentric orbits a great distance from the sun. If that’s so, it can’t rightly be termed a planet, unless we’re willing to start calling every large KBO a planet as well. We’ll have dozens of “planets” before we’re done cataloguing all these objects. Yet I can’t bear to relegate Pluto, with all its historical significance, to a nomenclatural dung heap.

Currently, “plutino” is used to refer to Pluto-like bodies in the outer solar system with a 3:2 mean motion resonance to Neptune’s orbit. If we want to properly distinguish planets from large, rocky, icy orbital bodies, while also maintaining Pluto’s stature as the first of these bodies to have been found by modern astronomy, I suggest we expand the term “plutino” to cover KBO’s and trans-Neptunian objects and such. It’s a nice, compact word, and it somewhat simplifies our understanding of the outer solar system. I’m not sure our current astronomical taxonomy for the local neighborhood needs further complication in the way it classifies and labels various objects anyway.

More from the Bad Astronomer.

Ice Volcanism on Enceladus?

Cassini has found evidence of possible ice volcanism on Enceladus, based on a warm spots in the “tiger stripes” (those blue surface features) around the moon’s south pole, and a tenuous atmosphere containing water vapor — especially concentrated at the south pole. All the signs point to a geologically active moon, kneaded and heated by Saturn’s gravitational influence, and constantly leaking heat and water to replenish its thin atmosphere and coat the surface with ice.

I remember that the spacecraft in Arthur C. Clarke’s 2061: Odyssey Three were driven by water-powered muon drives. If that science fiction technology ever becomes reality, worlds like Enceladus will be a dream come true. (Especially since Europa might be off-limits if the Monoliths have their way. ;-)

More Enceladus flyby photos from Cassini. Also check out The Planetary Society’s article on the flyby.

Brief History of the Shuttle

A Rocket to Nowhere. Maciej of IdleWords provides a wonderfully detailed background of how the shuttle came together amidst bureaucratic Cold War paranoia, and how America’s manned space program today is falling behind the successes of NASA’s unmanned push. The writing and research are superb, and the analogy to Portugal constructing a massive artificial island as foil to the “explorers” analogy is perfect. (Thanks to filmgoerjuan for the link. Now I know why Maciej’s bookmarks have been full of space stuff lately.)

Orbital Grout

Isn’t it great that we now have the technology to stick an astronaut to the end of a robot arm and have him peel troublesome grout from a space shuttle’s belly in orbit? Next stop, the moon! Oh wait, first we have to see if the flimsy cloth we use for insulation might not fly off in the wind. Then, next stop, the Mars!

The funny part is, when we finally do get on our way to “The Moon, Mars, and Beyond,” it looks like our spacecraft will be old-fashioned capsule-on-rocket stacks in the Golden Age Mercury/Gemini/Apollo tradition, with parts cannibalized from the existing Space Shuttle System. So after all these years of piggybacking the orbiter on a foam-covered fuel tank with solid rocket boosters, we go back to multi-stage rockets, capsules, and parachutes — and find that those old ways worked better and cheaper after all.

Not to say that the shuttle is a complete failure. It was a great idea on paper, and one that would have worked if we only had the money and hardware to be able to produce powerful rockets which could deliver huge payloads without having to worry about compromises of mass and funding. That’s something the Russians seem to have done well early on with their Vostoks. A lot of these design problems with foam and orbiters-astride-fuel-tanks and such would be less of an issue if we only had ten times the thrust of a Vostok 8K72K or Saturn V, plus unlimited, no-holds-barred freedom and funding to design all sorts of outlandish launch vehicles made of impervious armored materials capable of flying around space while repelling just about any kind of impact or radiation. Like a starship! Yeah! Get on it, NASA!

Gloria Resign Calls Fading?

With the rallies fizzled, Garci and Ong gone AWOL, impeachment not looking very clear, and Gloria obviously not resigning, it looks like she may very well be able to hang on to the presidency. She really is a barnacle!

Not that the opposition isn’t still trying, but they’re so divided amongst themselves (no honor among thieves?) and so lacking in public support that every attempt to unseat Gloria so far has been a failure. The general consensus I get from friends and family in Manila is that they’re tired of watching Filipino politicians bicker, and just want to go about their regular lives without being bothered by elitist politicking on either side of the debate.

Also read some stuff from Willie Galang on the situation as of a month ago, the possible SONA-time machinations of the Estrada-Poe-Marcos cabal (as he calls it), and broken bones.

Apple Mighty Mouse

A face made out of Mighty Mouse parts.

Apple has finally released a mouse with more than one button. Wow: programmable side-buttons, touch sensors, all-around scrolling — it’s almost too much, and makes me go running back to the simplicity of my single-button bluetooth soap bar mouse.