Gems in the Poo

The story is that someone posted a question to Ask Metafilter about avoiding alcohol in vanilla extracts for religious reasons (Islam, I think). A few people answered with the standard “Oh you poor stupid religious person,” as is to be expected from Metafilter; which precipitated this etiquette debate in which some actually defend their right to mock tangentially religious queries, some chide them for their childish intolerance, and it’s generally a standard poo fling, not much worth reading, but I did want to anchor to a couple of gems:

That’s it, really. No need to read the whole thread; it’s not worth it, but those two caught my eye. And after a certain point, I think Mayor Curley’s just being facetious, and I find it just as funny.