Weather in DC has gone through a wide range of variations in the past two weeks: warm and sunny, cold but still sunny, cold and rainy, or cold and windy. (There was even a chance of snow flurries last Friday.) I’m getting used to this climate, and I’m sure I could grow to love these cold, foggy days.

What I don’t love is the static charge my body keeps building up, what with the woolen sweaters and dry air. This whole day, door handles and other such metal implements have been sources of fear to me.

BZZZT!