RING!

“Hello?”

“Is Mrs. Ordoveza in?” (My aunt, this time.)

“No, she’s out of the country. Who’s calling?”

“Fox Publisher’s House. I have some very good news for her.”

“No, really? Don’t tell me; is it a million dollars?”

“Yes it is! How’d you guess?”

“You telemarketers called yesterday and hung up on me.”

CLICK. (That was me, hanging up on him.)

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