Five Blades

Guess what I just bought:

We're Doing Five Blades Five. Blades. Now I am a man.

Oh yeah, baby, that’s right. A Gillette Fusion Power razor. Five blades. Count them. Five. Blades. And battery-powered micropulses. Now I am a man.

(I was originally going to try and get it free, but the catch is that you have to sign up for at least three partner offers — for deals which could potentially cost more than the price of the product — plus give your personal info to a bunch of direct marketers. I figured it was still cheaper in terms of time and money to just get it at CVS. And guess what: it was on sale for $7.99.)