Man-on-the-street chat with a now-white Dead Horse:
brownpaudotcom: Hey Seth, I’m texting u from Georgetown! whee!
TheLobstersClaw: I was just on your site Whee!
TheLobstersClaw: and now I’m reading about hoopla.com
brownpaudotcom: Any luck with that Frances Filat character?
TheLobstersClaw: I wrote a response to her second email and posted it! I have no idea who she is, but she makes me laugh so I like her:-)
brownpaudotcom: hmph. you’re just encouraging her … ain’t it fun? :D
TheLobstersClaw: Yeah! I pass around her letters at work and we all laugh and laugh
TheLobstersClaw: p.s. I thought your ERAP joke was funny
TheLobstersClaw: but then I the kind of person who encourages people to be absorbed into filth
brownpaudotcom: u shock me with your concupicent indignity!
TheLobstersClaw: do i? I’m sorry *goes take cold shower*
brownpaudotcom: u shock me with your cold shower!
TheLobstersClaw: brr… me too
TheLobstersClaw: I hate cold showers
TheLobstersClaw: I’ll go back to being concupiscent
brownpaudotcom: Erap’s fans simply can’t pass up a chance to go all…
brownpaudotcom: self-righteous. it’s 1 reason our country is the way it is.
brownpaudotcom: making it esp. fun to tweak them.
brownpaudotcom: Sorta like Frances.
TheLobstersClaw: heh heh… really though, I don’t even know who erap is. But I got the humour apart from association.
TheLobstersClaw: I gather he’s a bad man
TheLobstersClaw: except without the rectal bleeding
TheLobstersClaw: and strange familial associations
TheLobstersClaw: although frances has a strange hold on her daughter… y’never know these days
brownpaudotcom: I’m at the Abercrombie in G.Town. ugh. these prices…
TheLobstersClaw: I’ve never been to one of those…
TheLobstersClaw: but I did enjoy the t-shirts they pulled from the martket recently
brownpaudotcom: you’re not missing much. im out of the mall now. still can’t find those hats.
TheLobstersClaw: you should go for the hip-hop doofus look
TheLobstersClaw: is it cold in Wash or somethin’?
brownpaudotcom: not today, but it changes evry 5 mins.
TheLobstersClaw: weird… that’s one reason I like livin where i does
brownpaudotcom: oh fine… im at Urban Outfitrs, lookinj at hiphop doofus hats.
brownpaudotcom: ACK! 4get it. they’re $20!
TheLobstersClaw: Where a handtowel on your head
brownpaudotcom: no! i will find those Pakistan hats! btw, save this chat and blog it, or mail it to me.
brownpaudotcom: YES! i found the hats!
TheLobstersClaw: Boo! Me want hip hop brown pau
TheLobstersClaw: Me want funny little man hat
TheLobstersClaw: Me need purple pants
TheLobstersClaw: Well, I need to go find some breakfast and pay a bill… you have fun with your hat
brownpaudotcom: Ok, cya.