Unsinkable!

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At last, they’ve made the Titanic truly unsinkable! (Until it hits a needle, that is.)

Old Otterbein

I woke up too late to reach worship at Valerie’s church this morning, so I hopped across Inner Harbor to scope out the service at Old Otterbein, the oldest church in Baltimore. It was my first Methodist service, though the format was largely similar to that of most conservative Protestant services I’d attended at other Presbyterian and traditional Baptist churches in the past. The people were warm and welcoming, the hymns were heartfelt, the sermon was stirring, and post-worship biscuits and iced tea (too hot a day for coffee!) were quite good. Definitely a church I’ll be returning to during my stay here in Bawlmer.

Since I’m still in the church-hopping stage, perhaps I should sign up to become a Mystery Worshipper? On the other hand, I’m not sure I have the heart needed to give publicly negative reviews to a bad church.

Ellen Feiss Nude

It has begun. I suppose I should compose some Feissty Photoshop funniness just so that no one comes away from that search term completely emptyhanded:

Ellen Feiss + a Muscle and Fitness photo + stupid non sequitur humor = this horror

(If you are the real Ellen Feiss, I sincerely apologize for my feeble attempts to capitalize on your celebrity status. Please do give me a call so I can express my good will.)

Meeting Dean

I joined Dean and wife Amy yesterday for a fun afternoon at a CMC music festival, surrounded by a beautifully pastoral forest setting. Great day, great company, and they have a cute kid, too. (And no, I didn’t turn out to be a psycopathic internet-stalking axe murderer.) :D

Pink Whitmer

Gotta love Wayne’s new look. It’s so pretty! (Update: Well, he’s back to being “manly as football and power tools.” Hooyah.)