Ellen Feiss Nude

It has begun. I suppose I should compose some Feissty Photoshop funniness just so that no one comes away from that search term completely emptyhanded:

Ellen Feiss + a Muscle and Fitness photo + stupid non sequitur humor = this horror

(If you are the real Ellen Feiss, I sincerely apologize for my feeble attempts to capitalize on your celebrity status. Please do give me a call so I can express my good will.)