Nationals Beat Yankees

Whoa, whoa, I missed this news over the weekend: Nats beat Yanks! Yesterday’s game was clinched by Nationals Rookie Ryan Zimmerman in the ninth inning, with a walk-off two-run homer on a pitch delivered by Yankee pitcher Chien-Ming Wang. Score was 3-2, which is just classic Nats: they’re not great scorers, usually much better on defense. Zimmerman’s homer came right out of left field, so to speak. Man, I’m bad at sport writing. I’m stopping right here.

Further reading: Baseball slang, and the definition of “walk-off.”

(Of course, this presents something of a mild quandary to me, as my girlfriend’s dad is a Yankees fan, but the Nationals are my local team. The inner conflict from divided team loyalties … it tears at my heart so!)

Old Communion Equipment

Saturday was Church Work Day, and we came across some lovely old communion equipment in the locker behind the altar, like this communion cup holder (If not for the cup holes I’d say it was a cement scraper) and silver juice pitcher with air pump:

Communion Cupholder and Pump Bottle

More photos here.

Recent Reading

The Witch of Blackbird Pond. I’ve been on a semi-nostalgic run through kids’ literature, and I wanted to see how my perception of Witch had changed since I last read it in high school, now that I actually know a thing or two about American history and culture. The setting felt far more familiar, though of course many characters seemed more caricaturish than I remember — this being a children’s book, after all — and the happy ending fairy tale resolution left me hanging, somewhat.

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court. Another romp through nostalgia for the sake of seeing what I have picked up from greater knowledge of American history and culture. Mark Twain’s humor runs thick, his intended parody of sixth Century barbarism also steeped in facetiously double-edged parody of the mechanized utopianism of the industrial age and the intellectual arrogance of Enlightenment thought. The Yankee mocks the pervasive credulity of the medievals, but his own anachronisms betray him as well — probably my favorite part in the whole book was his very first step to beginning a progressive modern civilization: establishing a patent office, “for I knew that a country without a patent office and good patent laws was just a crab, and couldn’t travel any way but sideways or backways.”

Sense and Sensibility. I have lately felt about Jane Austen as I’d once felt about Dickens, i.e. it was about time to get acquainted with a literary great whom I’d been missing out on. And what better way to start on Austen than with her first full published novel? If you can get past the first couple of chapters, which read more like a primer on Victorian-era home economics and annuities, you are rewarded with a moderately interesting story of love lost and found, and of finding happiness outside of family money.

Bare-Faced Messiah. The unauthorized biography of L. Ron Hubbard turned out to be quite a fun and engaging read. Psychopathic liar and megalomaniac cultist though he may have been, it can’t be denied that he was well-traveled in his youth even without the embellishments he would later add, and aspects of his life as a 1930s pulp science fiction writer are almost inspiring. Hubbard actually had admirable determination and drive to Get Things Done. Such a pity those efforts went into so many lies. Probably the funniest embellishment Hubbard told about his life was about being in the Philippines before World War II and learning the 300-word vocabulary of “Igoroti” by the light of a gas lantern. I’m part-Igorot from some north Philippine ancestry on my mom’s side (there’s no “i” at the end of “Igorot,” by the way) and there are six tribes, each with their own dialect (somewhat related to Tagalog), all having significantly more than just 300 words.

Next on the Reading List: Manhunt, the 12 Day Chase for Lincoln’s Killer. Yeah, yeah, kind of mainstream and not too challenging, but it’s a decent overview of the events leading up to and immediately following Lincoln’s assassination, and I’m enjoying reading the blow-by-blow account, mostly assembled from real evidence, of a catastrophically tragic event in American history that took place just a few blocks from where I’m sitting.

“Send a Helicopter”

He’s a tall white kid, about 16, long brown hair, goatee, wearing loafers, jeans, t-shirt, and a brown jacket, all very clean looking. He very quickly jumps the turnstile beside me at Union Station, landing a bit heavily. I give a quick “Yo” to the WMATA security personnel who are helping tourists nearby, but they seem fairly unconcerned.

“You do this everyday?” I ask the turnstile jumper with a slight chuckle as we walk down the escalator. “Don’t you have a ticket?”

“Don’t have money,” he replies, “and I can’t, like, beg for money, you know?” Slight midwestern accent, I think.

“So where are you from? Where are your parents?”

“I don’t live with my parents,” he laughs. “I’m from Virginia, the suburbs.”

“Great Falls?” I immediately think of Borf.

“Naw,” he says, “But I have friends from there, if their parents knew,” and here he holds his cellphone (Motorola flip phone of some sort) to his face, “they’d be all like, ‘send a helicopter to pick him up right now!'” He laughs.

“Um, okay, good luck, then,” I walk off, rolling my eyes. It’s not a very bad cellphone either.

Squirrel on my Knee

This friendly red squirrel in the Ripley Garden was brave enough to actually perch on my knee. For this, he was rewarded with peanuts.

(Be extremely careful when entertaining squirrels like this. A squirrel’s teeth and claws can be sharp, and can easily wound if he is eager — even if he is friendly. Also remember that these are still urban rodents, who have been rooting around in tourist garbage. You can be certain I hand-sanitized thoroughly after this very photogenic encounter.)

Speed 3: The Lake House

Apparently there is a movie with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock called The Lake House coming out tomorrow. (Amee tells me it’s a remake of another Korean film called Il Mare.) I really can’t help but think back to the last big movie to feature these two actors (much like how, as a child, I thought anything with Christopher Reeve in it had to be a Superman sequel), and I started thinking up wild plot twists to explain the whole “living two years apart” storyline, mostly centering on relativistic space-time distortion scenarios involved in traveling at near-light speeds. So here is my brief treatment of The Lake House as bad sci-fi Speed sequel.

Remember that according to special relativity, space and time dilate for an observer traveling at higher velocities. What if the great speeds involved in the first two movies caused a variation on the Twin Paradox, with the two characters becoming separated from each other by a gap in time, linked only by a heretofore undiscovered twist in the cosmic fabric which links their frames of reference, manifested as the mysterious mailbox which sends their letters through the two year pause? (Update: Oh, Jack the female dog plays a part in this too? Maybe dogs are immune to relativity, since they don’t know any math.)

I even have a movie poster all ready:

Bee and Monarch

Here’s a bee sipping nectar from a sunflower at the USBG, and a lone monarch butterfly stopping to rest on the National Mall. (Mid-migration?)

Bee on Sunflower

Monarch on the Mall

Mike and Rowie

Congrats to Mike and Rowie, two close friends who finally got hitched last Saturday! I’ve known Mike since 4th Grade, and Rowie since college, (both of them Ateneans) and never did I imagine while we were in school that it would be the two of them years later — but it looked perfect when they finally did get engaged, and it still does today. Toni has photos, and Angie and Ganns (note the new URL) were there too.

Thanks to Adashki for the photo above, taken at Mary the Queen Church in San Juan. I used to sing in the choir at MTQ back when I was Roman Catholic. Great church. Jesuits.

At the Zoo

My zoo photos tend not to come out too clearly, either because the animals are so far away from me that I have to push my camera’s digital zoom to the extreme ends of blurriness, or because of insufficient light inside buildings necessitating a faster — but grainier — shutter speed (since I usually keep flash off). Still here’s some of the good stuff from the weekend:

Sleeping pandas, including Butterstick in a tree:

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Two elephants standing such that they look like a single six-legged elephant:

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In the bird house, a funny warning sign and an owl in an O RLY YA RLY moment:

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A very stern-looking wattled crane:

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See more in the DC Weekend June 2006 photoset.