Recent Reading: Memoirs of a Geisha

I first got interested in the book after seeing the movie. As with so many other cinematizations, the book was better. (Plus I didn’t get annoyed at the sound of Chinese actors trying to speak Japanese-accented English.) It’s an easy read, with the geisha Sayuri’s first person account told in simple, plain language, heavily peppered with evocative — though sometimes awkward — metaphors. I was something of a samurai-obsessed feudal-era Japanophile in my youth, so aspects of the story were tempered with a bit of familiarity, but the geisha’s world revealed in Memoirs — the intricate web of female competition, the subtle dance between eroticism and entertainment, the ingrained superstition of reliance on fortune-telling almanacs — was nonetheless totally exotic, especially contrasted with the abrupt cultural changes brought on by World War II and increasing Westernization.

From a twenty-first century American perspective, one could not help but feel saddened at the prospect of a life very much like slavery, in which the best material goal one could hope for was to be mistress to a danna. However, the book suffers from something of an unbalanced focus on these details of a geisha’s life, with much made of mizuage and danna and the geisha’s role as ornamental conversation piece and wine server to the rich and powerful — but at the expense of telling of the real meat of the geisha’s existence: the performing arts. There is mention of dancing and theater and shamisen, but from the way the narrative flows, one would think these were mere background to the semi-erotic relational aspects of Sayuri’s life. I would have appreciated much more some cultural treatise on the arts in the context of early 20th Century Japan. But that was not the author’s intent.

An important note on Memoirs: the author, Arthur Golden, was sued by his primary interviewee, the famous Kyoto geisha Mineko Iwasaki, for breach of contract and defamation of character. Iwasaki claims that Golden promised her anonymity, and that the Mizuage part of the story was completely false, along with other implications of high-class prostitution. The two settled out of court in 2002 for an undisclosed sum, and Iwasaki published her own book about the life of a geisha, appropriately named Geisha, a Life. The book is meant to be autobiographical, and lacks the more lurid fantasy/fairytale aspects of Memoirs, but is at least closer to the truth about the life of geisha in Kyoto — at least as Iwasaki wishes it told.

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Spinach (and E. Coli?) in the Trash

(Update: Latest FDA release now warns against all fresh spinach, not just bagged.)

Thanks, US Food Industry!

Spinach ties with broccoli for my most favoritest vegetable, but I had to throw out this unopened bag the very next day after buying it at Whole Foods, due to the whole E. coli scare.

Thanks a lot, Natural Selection Foods! They’re the people behind Earthbound Farm, and suppliers of leafy greens to a whole spectrum of bagged vegetable lines which wouldn’t otherwise admit the connection, except now to distance their brands from association with the infection. Sample press releases to that effect, for example, from Dole, Whole Foods, and Ready Pac. (The latter being the brand I’ve thrown out, even though they claim another product uses EBFarm spinach and not this one.) More on the E. Coli scare from Time Magazine’s Alica Park: How Ready-to-Eat Spinach Is Only Part of the E. Coli Problem.

These outbreaks, warns Doyle, are an inevitable by-product of the way that many fruit and vegetable manufacturers have streamlined their production — and cut costs — by doing some of the processing of their ready-to-eat produce right in the fields, and not in the more controlled atmosphere of a factory. He sees it as a dangerous practice that could contribute to contamination.

So, many thanks to the US factory farming food industry for this. In your quest for the holy “faster cheaper more more more” culture of modern consumerism, you’ve managed to risk getting manure germs in my salad. On the bright side, so far my spinach has remained free of frog.

Help Pyro Meet Batista

Hey Batista, if you’re reading this, want to make a suffering fan happy?

Meet Pyro, a 23 year old kid in the Philippines with cancer, courage, and just one wish: to meet Batista, the Filipino-Greek WWE wrestler, who comes from around the DC area. I’m not a wrestling kind of guy myself, but hey, if anyone knows how to get in touch with him, this could be an endeavor worthy of the Make-A-Wish Foundation. (Via Cathcath.)

DC Primary 2006

Post-election Results Update: Fenty has the Democratic mayoral nomination in the bag, Norton is still Congresswoman, Vincent Gray edged out Patterson for Council Chair, Mendelson thoroughly trounced Bolden, Wells got much of Ward 6, Panetta is Shadow Rep, and Shadow Senator went to the Other Michael Brown. NBC4.com has the tally, and more from DCDL, DC Metroblogging, DCist, DCeiver, MetaDC, ReadExpress, and WaPo.


DC Primary Elections today. My polling place, just two blocks from the Capitol, was largely empty, so the process was quick and painless (Except for the part where I went to the S-Z position on the desk rather than L-R. I guess my brain hiccuped and figured “O” was between S and Z.) I opted to vote by [non-Diebold] touch screen machine, though the ballot clerk told me more people were opting for paper since they didn’t trust the computer box.

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My picks for the primary as a registered Ward 6 Democrat:

Mayor: Adrian Fenty. He’s vibrant and charming and has a decent council track record, plus he was a co-author of key Smokefree DC legislation. Mayor Williams derides him for his youth, but it’s specifically the idealism and passion of his age which makes him so appealing. Linda Cropp’s strongly negative campaign of attacks on Fenty (plus floods of trollish weblog comments) will probably backfire on her today.

Council Chairman-At-Large: Kathy Patterson. Ward 3 Councilmember and co-author of the DC Smokefree Workplaces Acts along with Fenty.

Council Member-At-Large: Phil Mendelson. Incumbent, very strong on labor and environment causes, as opposed to his opponent Scott Bolden, who is favored by big business interests, and whose campaign is riding more on race image.

Ward 6 Councilmember: Tommy Wells, because like me, he doesn’t have a car and is promising to work for a “livable and walkable community.” (The actual November election, however, is an even toss-up between Wells and Cobb.)

Delegate to the House: Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton, of course. Duh.

Shadow Senator and Representative: Philip Pannell and Mike Panetta respectively, as endorsed by DC For Democracy.

Here’s me with independent candidate Will Cobb (Democratic candidate until his filing deadline snafu. Here’s hoping his campaign can recover from that.)

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More photos in the DC Primary 2006 photoset.

What is a Planet?

(For some reason, I’ve been getting repeated Ask.com hits for “What is a planet?” even though the Demote Pluto entry has slid off the front page. Askers, this entry is for you.)

The word “Planet” comes from the Greek “planetos,” meaning “wanderer,” for how they seemed to move independently of the stars. In a sense, we can loosely term anything revolving around the sun a “planet,” from a huge gas giant to a fragment of rocket debris which has left earth and entered into a solar orbit. More specifically, however, we reserve the term “planet” for those larger bodies we have all grown up knowing: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and until recently, Pluto. (By the way, I’ve never needed any “My Very Educated Mother” mnemonics. We were taught the order of the planets straight out in kindergarten, and I memorized them on the spot — although I would occasionally get Uranus and Neptune reversed for a few years.)

Pluto’s planet status has come under fire in recent years thanks to the discovery of more and more similar objects in its vicinity. (If the vastness of the outer solar system could correctly be termed a “vicinity.”) These objects, along with Pluto, are now known to be sizeable representatives of what we call the “Kuiper Belt,” a loose disc of small icy bodies pushed to the outer solar system by the gravitational interactions of Jupiter and Neptune. To prevent the confusion of what could be hundreds or thousands of large Kuiper Belt Objects being termed as planets, astronomers of the International Astronomical Union recently voted on a contentious series of resolutions to clarify the term “planet.” The following requirements were defined for a body to be considered a planet:

  • Is orbiting the sun.
  • Has sufficient mass for its gravity to pull it into a spherical shape.
  • Has not so much mass that nuclear fusion has started in its core.
  • Has “cleared its orbital neighborhood.”

That last requirement has been the eye of a recent semantic storm, as it is the rule which disqualifies Pluto from full planethood, yet is phrased to make it seem that a planet must have “cleared” its “neighborhood” by accreting other matter into itself such that it is the only concentration of mass in its orbit. This is, of course, a faulty understanding of the concept, as the solar system is a crowded place, and planets must share their orbits with various moons and asteroids. As astronomer Michael Brown explains, the concept of clearing” refers to a planet’s ability to gravitationally dominate other bodies in its orbit, either by accreting them, capturing them into orbit or at stable LaGrange points, forcing them into an orbital resonance, or causing them to leave their orbit.

In this sense, planets with moons can be said to have “cleared” the moons by keeping them in secondary orbits. Planets with co-orbital asteroids — including Earth — “clear” these asteroids by collecting them in gravitational calm spots called LaGrange Points, which revolve in positions synchronized to the planet. Earth and Jupiter, for example, both have moons and co-orbital asteroids which are regarded as “cleared.” In response to those who use the faulty interpretation of “clearing” to argue that Neptune cannot be a planet by the IAU definition because it has not “cleared” Pluto, it should be noted that Neptune’s gravitational influence has locked Pluto into a 3:2 orbital resonance. This establishes Pluto as first among a special class of Trans-Neptunian objects called “plutinos,” all of which have orbits in the area of Neptune’s, whose cycles have also been locked into the same 3:2 resonance by interactions with Neptune’s gravity.

Pluto, on the other hand, has not cleared its orbital neighborhood of Neptune, nor does it exercise significant gravitational influence over other Kuiper Belt Objects or Trans-Neptunian Objects outside of its own binary partner, Charon. It does, however, have sufficient mass to attain a spherical shape — as do other large KBOs recently discovered, like Quaoar, Sedna, and 2003 UB313 — which is why the IAU has assigned to them the status of “dwarf planet.”

This demotion — actually a kind of promotion, really, as it boosts Pluto from “smallest planet” to “one of the largest spherical KBOs” — has caused significant outrage, as a lot of non-astronomy-minded people out there seem to identify sentimentally with Pluto. Perhaps they project their own personalities onto Pluto as a lonely planetary underdog floating in the outer reaches of its environment, and the semantic demotion of Pluto can be seen as a cosmic confirmation of a deeply rooted societal outcast complex?

Ah, but this is not psychology or sociology, this is astronomy, and as Michael Brown says in his NY Times op-ed piece: “After all, it’s not a great idea to let cultural attachments dictate scientific categories.”

Hence the Demote Pluto Campaign, now a defense of the IAU decision. Granted, the “planet” definition is still one that needs refinement and clarification, and a demotion to “dwarf planet” status is certainly no reason to cease all Pluto-directed exploration initiatives; but we are on our way to a deeper understanding of the kinds of things that float through outer space, and they will most likely continue to defy our feeble attempts to pigeonhole them into neat, tidy categories. The best we can do is keep exploring, researching, and learning. The worst we can do is insist that our nostalgic feelings for a cartoon character large Kuiper Belt Object control how we approach the incomprehensible vastness of the universe.

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On Immigration

My fellow Americans, I know that the problem of illegal immigration is a contentious and troublesome issue. It’s a poor thing for a sovereign country’s economy and security, to allow just anyone to flow through our borders without going through the proper channels. Yet at the same time, it would be beneath the spirit of America to deny access to those seeking to reach for their dreams of a better life and livelihood. Utterly closing the borders would be a foolhardy gesture of cruel isolationism, but a broad amnesty would only worsen an already severely backlogged government immigration service.

Hence, I am proposing the Friends of Brownpau Immigration Act, or FoBIA. Under FoBIA, all immigrants who are Friends of Brownpau to the second degree (i.e. friends and friends of friends) will be immediately naturalized and given a United States passport, King James bible, 12 gauge shotgun, “Support Our Troops” yellow ribbon bumper sticker, half a dozen little American flags, and optional cowboy hat. All immigrants who are not Friends of Brownpau will be deported. To Pluto. Which isn’t a planet. Acquaintances of Brownpau who are not exactly Friends will be judged on a case to case basis. Those who do not pass muster may still get citizenship, but will not be offered the cowboy hat option.

I ask Congress to pass FoBIA immediately. America needs Brownpau’s Friends.

(But add an exception for anyone who is a Scientologist. This is the XenuFoBIA amendment. Yes, that was a really bad setup for an incredibly lame joke.)

Five Blades

Guess what I just bought:

We're Doing Five Blades Five. Blades. Now I am a man.

Oh yeah, baby, that’s right. A Gillette Fusion Power razor. Five blades. Count them. Five. Blades. And battery-powered micropulses. Now I am a man.

(I was originally going to try and get it free, but the catch is that you have to sign up for at least three partner offers — for deals which could potentially cost more than the price of the product — plus give your personal info to a bunch of direct marketers. I figured it was still cheaper in terms of time and money to just get it at CVS. And guess what: it was on sale for $7.99.)

WaPo, Fenty, Tobacco, Times, Johns

I really love that Washington Post endorsed Adrian Fenty for mayor in the DC Democratic Primaries, right alongside a “Lawlessness of Big Tobacco” editorial, so soon after Smokefree DC’s Fenty endorsement. Fenty was a key Smokefree DC ally a few years back, when he and Kathy Patterson drafted the DC Smokefree Workplaces Act, so to have his endorsement juxtaposed with another major tobacco industry news item is a pretty strong issues-oriented plus for his campaign — and for Smokefree DC, too.

Ah, poor Marie Johns, endorsed by the Moonie Times. I suppose it was to be expected, given the paper’s strong Republican slant and Johns’ big business background with Verizon, but a Times endorsement in a liberal city like DC is not going to be good for her campaign. QED: Rusty reconsiders his Johns vote.

MT 3.32

I have now upgraded this site to Movable Type 3.32. The upgrade process was not without problems — but these could have been avoided with a little more attentiveness to similar issues during past upgrades.

Kiss my ASCII

First off, you must upload ASCII files explicitly as ASCII. Don’t trust whatever FTP app you use to know the difference in AUTO mode; when uploading those CGI, PL, PM, TMPL, PHP, and HTML files, specify ASCII — most especially for the main CGI files in the MT root and the lib and extlib directories. Running the upgraded MT install the first time got me a cryptic Bad ObjectDriver config error in mysql.pm, and I worried at first that my host had changed something in DBD::mysql just as I was in the process of upgrading. It turned out that Filezilla had simply uploaded the PM files as binary, and a re-upload in ASCII got everything running just fine.

And I Would Walk 500 More

Also note that if you are publishing static PHP files in archive directories, permissions are important. MovableType CHMODs archive files and directories to 777, and a lot of web hosts won’t let you display world-writable files and directories. Result: 500 Internal Server Errors on new entries (and also old ones on Rebuild). This wouldn’t have been an issue if I hadn’t decided to start with a fresh mt-config.cgi, quite forgetting to copy the pertinent suexec/cgiwrap directives from the old one. If you’re publishing PHP or CGI files from your MT templates, don’t forget to add these important lines to your mt-config.cgi:

DBUmask 0022

HTMLUmask 0022

UploadUmask 0022

DirUmask 0022

Back to the Trackback

Because I’m a sucker for punishment, I’ve re-enabled trackbacks. Despite having been burned before, (1,2) I can’t help but want this awesome exotic cross-linkage technology to work. Sure enough, the trackback spam has already started rolling in, though the filters have performed admirably so far; not one spam ping has gotten through to an entry page yet. If the filters continue to work, without overworking the server, I might just keep trackback on.