Dismal and Excellent

Speaking of Goth Girls, be sure to check out Accordion Guy’s scans of Goth-themed Archie comics: “She’s Goth to Have It” (an actual Archie comic), and “Anarchie,” which seems to be an unofficial anarchist parody.

When you’re ready to put on the black clothes and mascara, you can “Go Goth!” and then learn to Dance Goth.