Dear whoever registered “brownpau” on Yahoo in 1998:

Can I have the name? You don’t seem to be using it anyway. Before 360 launches, ideally? Pretty please?


  1. I can’t get kyriosity on Yahoo, either. What’s sad is that it might have been me who registered it, but that was back in my very earliest online days and I may have been too paranoid to register with my real info. You’d think that after a while they’d have pity and delete really old, defunct accounts and let folks have a shot at starting over.