Some people think Star Wars is about Luke Skywalker and the battle of the Rebel Alliance against the evil forces of the Dark Side and the Empire. Others think that the Star Wars saga is the story of Anakin “Darth Vader” Skywalker, his fall to the Dark Side, and his eventual redemption at the hands of his son.

But there are a select few who know the truth, that the saga revolves around the brief life and fiery death of but one man. That man is none other than Jek Porkins, Red Six.

“Red Six standing by.”

“I’m right with you, Red Three.”

“I’ve got a problem here.”

“I can handle it!”

We know what happened next, but lest you believe Porkins died with his X-Wing, take heart, PORKINS LIVES!!!