UPDATE: This contest is cancelled. You all lose.
Contest Number One: First person who can get The Dane to start posting to his blog again, gets a GMail invite from me. Offer void if The Dane himself suddenly starts posting without impetus from any of you. You must show proof that it was you who got him to post. Photos are preferred.
Oh, and I finally mustered up the bandwidth to view one of his “vidblogs,” number thirty. It took me two hours to get the joke.