J Lo who?

I have a shocking confession to make: I only found out tonight, watching the trailer for Enough, that “J Lo” is Jennifer Lopez. Hey, stop laughing. This is from a guy who listens to 14th-Century motets, remember?

In other news, I just ate my first kiwi fruit. I cut it in half and scooped out fresh green kiwi goodness, and it was kiwilicious.