Apache, PHP, MySQL installed

I’ve installed Apache and MySQL for Win32, along with PHP 4.2.0. Yes, yes, on a Win98 machine. Fine, you Linux snobs can sniff and thumb your noses at me, but I’ll decide when to make the shift, and I’ll do it when I’m good and rea-

FATAL ERROR: INVALID PAGE FAULT. Rundll32 caused an Invalid Page Fault in kernel32.dll at 157:xxxxx…

(Just kidding, folks. He’s okay, and is now figuring out a way to do his random blog indexes with a PHP rewrite.)

Ina says she’ll link me if I sign her guestbook. How could I resist? She hails from San Fernando, Pampanga, where the tocino is good and the dogs taste even better! (j/k)