I forgot to post the number for you Parañaque dwellers out there to call in case you’re victimized by the Sucat Towing Syndicate: call 826 1603 or 826 8244, and ask for Mr. Abad. Often this won’t stop the tow truck drivers from impounding your vehicle, but it might deter them if you show that you know what the law is, and you can file a complaint.

Careful with your parking whenever you’re in Sucat, people. These guys are sneaky and abusive, so be sure to play it safe.