“Father forgive me, for I have sinned. My last confession was bzzz bzzz bzzz.”

“And what are thy sins, my child?”

“Father, I… I… I used HTML tables in a blog layout!!!”

“My child, thou dost realize that thou hast sinned the unforgivable sin. Thou hast travestied greatly.”

“No! No, Father! Absolve me! Please!”

“It is too late, my child. Go thou in peace, and Lord have mercy upon thy soul.”

NO, FATHER! NOOO!!!”