Ungodly Hours

It’s 3.40 in the morning, and I’m sitting here in the Digital lab by the glow of my Mac monitor, having worked all night on a Typography project, with only a beer and a jelly krumpet sitting in my stomach as dinner. To ease the monotony, I take occasional jaunts into Habbo Hotel.

This is sooo surreal. And I haven’t even finished the project yet.

Happy Birthday Wendy!

Also be sure to greet Wendy W, with whom I share a birthday. She and Brandon are currently roaming the happy, happy, slanted streets of San Francisco.

Iraq and the Spanish-American War

In response to a deadly — but unverified — military threat, and to free a nation burdened under a cruel, oppressive government, the United States, cheered on by a jingoistic media, launches a preemptive strike against the forces of…

Iraq? No, Spain in the 1890’s. There are a few interesting parallels between today’s situation and the events leading up to the Spanish-American war — which, by the way, ended with the US inadvertently colonizing the Philippines, after routing the Spanish fleet with surprising ease.

New T-Mobile Phone

Can you believe it? If you don’t pass T-Mobile’s credit check (I don’t have any credit yet), they lock you into one of only three possible subscription plans: Get More ($39.99/month), Get More Plus($59.99/month), or Sidekick ($39.99/month). Tempting though the Sidekick sounded, it would have meant an investment of over $800 for a year (unit included); far, far more than I am able to afford.

So I got another prepaid Nokia 3390. Not Gold, this time, but it has AIM anyway. T-Mobile customer service was kind enough to deactivate the old phone and transfer all my features and credits to this new one, but they couldn’t change my phone number. Still, I’m happy.

The Treo can wait. My current Palm has much life left in it yet.

Revjim XML Parser

Revjim’s XML parser for PHP looks potentially useful, especially since I want to do a hypertext art thesis using blogs and their RSS feeds. I’ll definitely give this thing a spin — as soon as I can decipher that struct output. Nested hashes always confound me.

Of Evlovers and Pyrafans

Ever since Blogger got famous, and more so when they broke up and Jack Saturn wrote his letter, I’ve been curious about the politics, personalities, romance, and drama behind the whole Pyra affair. I briefly IM’d with Matt about it once, but I certainly didn’t want to seem like I was prying for gossip.

Today, this Blogroots thread offered up a link to a good bit of old history from Rebecca Mead. Mention of a “Pyra Shrine” in that article led me to, um, EvLover, formerly the Pyra Shrine. (Okay, unless it’s a joke, this old site borders on the obsessive, which I find a bit scary.)

The pioneers of Blogger have become celebrities and idols in their own ongoing soap operas, and to most of us the upheavals consist largely of words on a screen. These people’s lives and struggles are known by so many, even as they retain their private person-on-the-street profiles. (Simulacra, anyone?) It says a lot for how hypertext — and blogging in particular — has so effectively blurred the distinction between public and private space. I doubt that any online medium illustrates that postmodern phenomenon more tangibly than the blog. Are these the baby steps on the path to the utopian hyperreality posited by Baudrillaird and other postructuralists, or are we just rubbernecking journals on the web for juicy personal tidbits?

(My apologies to Ev, Meg, Jason, Matt, and all the other old guard for my being a nosy neighbor. I don’t mean to be such an A-list usisero.)

Heh. Now wouldn’t that make an interesting movie. Think Pirates of Silicon Valley. I volunteer my “voice of God” accent for the movie trailer. “In a world…”

Chronicles of George

Chronicles of George: a compilation of helpdesk tickets from what will probably go down in history as the worst — yet funniest — tech support the world has ever seen from a single person. Start here, with the “anti norton virus,” then keep going. Hope you’re havening fun.