Downtime Update

What with the frequent hardware failures, the loss of my entire database, the lack of full daily backup, the poor support, and the stealthy changes to the user agreement, there’s a lot I could say right now about my former web host, Affordablehost; but really, other irate ex-customers are already saying it:

I’m finally moving everything over to Site5; something I should have done a long time ago, but which I can no longer afford to procrastinate on. Unfortunately, all my weblog backup data is in DC, and I will not be home for a few more days. For now, check out my photos, and watch out for a travel log and a new site in weeks to come.

Update: My digital “art” site, WWTQ, is now a Whyblog.org subdomain. Fitting, since that domain was purchased specifically for a digital art project back in my MICA days.

Update: 14 hour layover in Hong Kong, 16 hour flight to New York, stop in New Jersey, take absolute last Independence Air flight ever from Newark to Dulles, get home, and find that the iBook power adapter is missing. Give me a few more days.

Update: MT 3.2 installed, backups restored, but I’ve been wanting to rebuild all this from the ground up, and now’s my chance for it. More to come.

It’s a Brownpau Holiday Extravaganza!

If you’re still wondering about possible presents to give in this last week to shop before Christmas comes, remember that Pandora calendars, mugs, and dog shirts are still available, and BTQ shirts and mugs make perfect gifts for the language curmudgeons and philosophy professors in your life. Raffy and I also have a bunch of cool stocking stuffer roundups on Cheap And Tiny:

  • Stocking Stuffers for Dull Misers. USB Optical Liquid Mice with fishies, tiny robots, and the Return of the Ring Thing.
  • Cheap USB Cameras Galore. Skim the part about “lounging naked” before the image sears itself into your brain, and you’ll find some pretty good deals on basic USB webcams.
  • NYTimes.com does cheap and tiny gift list. I was kind of miffed that New York Times would do a story on cheap and tiny gadgets for Christmas and not once even mention us. But it’s a long, hard road to fame and fortune. They’ll notice us one day. You’ll see.

Addendum: Thanks to the Kyriosity line of fashionable merchandise, I now know what “imprecatory” means.

Photo Retrospective: Westmont Village, 1998-2002

I moved out of my parents’ home in San Juan when I was 21, just a few months after graduating. I was young and reckless and in love, and needed the freedom to make huge life and career decisions out on my own. The place I chose to live was Westmont Village, a highly-compressed modular condominium complex sitting behind a branch of Westmont Bank on Sucat Road, in the middle of Parañaque City, a southern suburb of Metro Manila.

My room (pictured above) had a total area of about a hundred square feet, and was shared with one other person. I took the top bunk. The room was one of three in the condo, whose owner rented them out to workers in need of affordable middle-market housing — usually workers at nearby Ninoy Aquino International Airport. It was somewhat cramped, far from luxurious, without air conditioning or TV, and when it rained, the windows would often leak. Still, it was home to me for three and a half years, with a nice north-facing view of the airport, and just a jeepney ride from my then-girlfriend’s home, and a much longer jeepney + bus ride to work in Makati. (Optionally, I could take the Tamaraw FX shuttle from McDonald’s BF to Landmark Mall, but that cost P35. Sucat-dwellers, you know what I’m talking about.)

The rent? Per month, the peso equivalent of about $50. There were lots of friendly feral cats, too. Full photoset: Westmont Village.

Photo Retrospective: Memories of Manila, 2000-2002

Talipapa sa Sucat, nighttime Talipapa sa Sucat, daytime

Last night I scanned and uploaded several photos I took of Manila from 2000 to early 2002 with my point-and-shoot Canon Prima BF-800. Now, when I say “Manila,” I actually mean “Metro Manila,” the metropolitan area hugging Manila Bay, consisting of various cities and municipalities, from Valenzuela and Caloocan City to the north, to Parañaque and Muntinlupa, touching Laguna de Bay* to the south. Most of my time was spent in San Juan, where my family lived; Quezon City, where I studied; and Makati, where I worked. Later on I would move out of my parent’s house to be closer to my then-girlfriend in Parañaque (Long story for another day). I rarely went into the City of Manila itself, which was rather crowded and depressed.

Full Photoset: Memories of Manila, 2000 to 2002.

Pictured above is the service road just south of the Sucat Road – South Superhighway interchange. In the daytime, the street was used as a holding area for jeepneys plying the Highway-Kabihasnan route down Sucat Road. At night, fisherfolk and farmers from around the lake would pitch rainbow umbrellas and hawk fish, meat, and fresh produce.

* Laguna de Bay: “Lake of Bay,” where “Bay” is pronounced “Ba-ih,” for the shoreside town of Ba’i. “Bay” was the archaic Spanish spelling. The spelling change has resulted in some confusion among the geographically inexperienced as to whether Laguna de Bay is a lake or a bay. Having no opening to the sea outside of its rivers and tributaries, it should correctly be classified as a lake.

More Hosting Issues (updated)

My shared server on Affordablehost continues to have persistent database issues, probably from some other user getting DDOS’d or Slashdotted or running infinitely looping database calls. Twice yesterday, my site has jumped into a time warp, first the MySQL databases resetting back to Nov 26, then the whole site resetting back to Dec 12. Then, right after restoring the last two days of content (the last two days of comments are gone, sorry) — but before I could do backup — the database went down again.

It’s all up and running now, and I’ve gotten my backups, but it just highlights how far downhill Affordablehost has gone since they were bought by dotCanada.

UPDATE: It happened again. The db jumped back a day to Dec 13, so that I regained the comments which I thought were lost, but then I lost the last three posts made since last night. This means that they did have db backup to Dec 13, but did not restore it yesterday, opting instead to restore Dec 12’s.

I’m very tempted to ascribe this oversight to malice, seeing as how they very conveniently erased this entry about their incompetence, but someone once said something about not ascribing to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. I’ve restored the lost sites from my cache, but I doubt that the restored posts will even stay up a day, given Affordablehost’s track record. There have been no notifications of downtime, no apologies, no admission of error at any point. Responses from support have been slow and cryptic. The sooner I can migrate, the better. Easier said than done, but this gives me impetus to hurry up. (“Hurry up” meaning it’ll take about two months to get down to it instead of six. Busy busy busy.)

UPDATE: A message from support: “I did some changed from our end, It should be fixed by 4-8 hrs. Please check after that time.”

Good heavens. I sent off this response:

“NO NO NO, please don’t. Last time you “fixed” it, you reset my whole site back by two days and I had to restore from backup. I’ve already fixed it myself. Now that my site is in exactly the state I want it to be, if you “fix” it now, you’ll probably be using two-day-old backups again. Whatever you’re doing to this server, please make sure it doesn’t affect brownpau.com’s db or static files any more. This site is updated every day, and the rate at which you do backups is not keeping up with that.”

Update: Special Axishost deal for Affordablehost refugees! Axishost is Tina Peters’ new web hosting venture.

A Candlelight Carol Service

IMG_1233_st Early Sunday evening was the Christmas Candlelight Carols Service at First Baptist DC. The choir (of which I am a part), joined the Calvary Baptist Choir, the Friday Morning Music Club, and the Runnymede Singers (no website), to sing such Christmas greats as Gustav Holst’s “Christmas Day” medley (a rather fast and challenging piece) and “Salvation is Created” (English translation of Pavel Tschesnokoff’s Spasyeniye Sodyelal).

Choir was a bit short on tenors, so I moved up from my regular bass/baritone to help out the tenors with the higher, reedier aspect of my voice. Quite a challenge, since the aforementioned pieces have some fairly high tenor parts, which I strained to reach. Thankfully my voice handled it okay without lapsing into a broken “Miss Piggy” falsetto.

Probably the funniest part of the evening came just five minutes before the service started, while we were sitting in the back of the sanctuary, preparing for the processional. Jeff, our hyperactive always cool and impeccably composed operations guy, suddenly came up to me and David Hughes, one of the other tenors (great guys, both of them, I must tell you about these people some day), and told us to hurry back to the narthex ASAP. You must remember, we were just a few minutes from the processional, but we went back to the narthex anyway, where those long candle lighter rods were handed to us and hurriedly ignited, and we were told that we would be the candle-lighting acolytes for the evening, since whomever was in charge of such affairs had forgotten to get altar boys/girls to do it, and we were already in choir robes, so we would look acolyte-ish.

So David and I processed to the front of the church, and lit the candles on the chancel, by the pulpit, and on the Advent wreath. It’s clumsy, annoying work, because the flame on the candle-lighting rod thingy (someone tell me what the ecclesiastical name for it is, please) is extremely tiny, and must be held to the wick for a long time to transfer flame. It didn’t help that the wicks on the pulpit candles were new and untrimmed, so they needed extra-long heating. Plus, we forgot that it was the third, and not the fourth, Sunday of Advent, so we lit four of the Advent candles by mistake.

All this happened in front of the waiting congregation. It was like a second childhood. A sudden and exhilarating, horribly, embarassingly, exposed second childhood.

But we pulled it off, and hurried back to the narthex, and everyone was happy for our acolyte work, and we joined the choir and processed, and the music went swimmingly, and our pastor’s reading of Luke’s Nativity went wonderfully as he read it by candlelight held by two young acolytes as they slowly walked from the back of the church to the front. (Acolytes too young to handle lighting the candles David and I lit at the start of the service, I suppose.) And if you missed it, well, too bad, but next Christmas will be First Baptist DC’s 50th Candlelight Carols service, so I’m telling you to mark your calendars for it now, okay?

Moses and Jesus Action Figures

Moses Action Figure Jesus Action Figure

I had originally bought the Jesus action figure for the FBCDC White Elephant* Christmas Party, but Amy thought it was a bit too close to being a graven image of Deity much a trivialization of Christ by turning him into a joke and a toy, so I went back to the toy shop and traded Gliding Action Jesus for Moses with Removable Stone Tablets. It’s kind of strange that the profile of Moses on the back of his packaging is so much closer to the Biblical narrative, while the Jesus description is rather noncommittal, with quotes from such sources as the apocryphal gospel of Thomas.

Action Moses ultimately ended up in Pastor Jim’s hands, while I received a little Decision Ball, which I traded with Logan for her 2006 Chinese Restaurant Calendar, from a Chinese restaurant just a block from my new office.

* White Elephant: a Secret Santa style gift exchange of weird-but-useful presents where participants can opt to either (1) get wrapped gifts off the table, or (2) “steal” an already-opened gift from someone else, who must then get another wrapped gift off the table. A gift can only be “stolen” three times before it settles with the third person.

Update: I got Amy’s reasoning on the Jesus action figure wrong, so I corrected them as per her comment. Sorry, my love!

A380 Interiors

Lots of amazing interior and aerial photos of the new Airbus A380 are up on Airliners.net. It’s a huge, huge plane.

Update: More recent photos from Gizmodo and Airliners.net

Flight deck: 1, 2

Upper deck with ballast tanks: 1, 2

Lower deck with test equipment and cargo: 1, 2, 3, 4 (note the temporary lavatories and champagne boxes)

More stuff: Test crew seating, a lovely overhead view for scale, wing droop.

Boeing has responded with plans for a 747-800 (not to be confused with the 747-800 GigaTop), to which Airbus might respond with the A383.

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