06/06/06

Good morning, everyone. It’s 6:06 AM EDT of 06/06/06, and the world hasn’t ended! A lot of people will probably feel an urge to leaf through John’s Revelation today. The dreaded number is mentioned in Rev 13, at the sight of the Second Beast, which rises out of the earth after the First Beast rises from the sea, after John’s vision of Israel as a woman adorned with the sun, moon, and 12 stars, who is chased by Satan, who makes war on her offspring, the Christians.

Then I saw another beast rising out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb and it spoke like a dragon. It exercises all the authority of the first beast in its presence, and makes the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose mortal wound was healed. It performs great signs, even making fire come down from heaven to earth in front of people, and by the signs that it is allowed to work in the presence of the beast it deceives those who dwell on earth, telling them to make an image for the beast that was wounded by the sword and yet lived. And it was allowed to give breath to the image of the beast, so that the image of the beast might even speak and might cause those who would not worship the image of the beast to be slain. Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name. This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666.
– Rev 13:11-18

(Note that “Antichrist” is not mentioned. The term is not used in John’s Revelation, but in two of his earlier letters, and is thought to have referred to the Gnostics, who denied Christ’s bodily nature.)

Many Christians believe the Two Beasts are a prophecy of a coming time when a great world leader and his servant will lead the world in ways against God. Others believe that the passage refers to a time already past, when Christians were persecuted by the Empire. At various times by various people, the 666 Beast has been thought to refer to Nero, Caligula, Domitian, Adolf Hitler, Aleister Crowley, Ronald Reagan, the Pope, the United Nations, credit cards, barcodes, RFID technology, and David Hasselhoff.

(There was some earlier hubbub about the discovery of a manuscript which used the numbers “616” rather than “666,” but given that the Greek forms of the differing characters are very similar, and the overwhelmingly larger number of corroborating manuscripts use “666,” it may just have been 3rd-4th Century copyists writing a bit fast.)

I think it would take a somewhat loose hold of scriptural interpretation to regard the Second Beast as an already-fulfilled prophecy, seeing as how we haven’t yet had a public figure who has used miraculous fire-calling powers to support an oppressive leader while establishing an economic system of head-and-hand markings; but then, John uses a lot of unclear, way-out symbolic language in this text, so it’s not meant to be taken all that literally to begin with. Expectant mothers need not be worried about having their kids today, any more than a person should worry about the dreaded numbers being in a home address or on a license plate. I mean, if you’re not entertaining thoughts of oppressing Christians and making everyone put barcodes on their hands and foreheads, then it’s just a simple number to you, and our God is bigger than a sequence of three digits.

More from Tim Townsend of the St Louis Post-Dispatch, By Farther Steps, GetReligion, Slacktivist, and HolyOffice. What do you think 666 refers to?

Pentecost Sunday

Church.jpgYesterday was Pentecost Sunday, so worship service was started with a traditional flag procession. I carried the Philippine flag, of course, which was a bit of a challenge to juggle with choir duty, since I had to march with the flag-bearers to the balcony, stick the flag in its mount, then run through the bowels of the building to come out in the chancel in time to catch the end of the processional hymn.

(Those of you wondering how I square up a flag procession with my stand on patriotic hymns sung in church, I must stress that at no point were the praises of any one country extolled during worship, and the flags are meant as a symbol of the universality of the faith, with people of many nationalities and backgrounds worshipping together in church.)

After service — and a Communion Sunday potluck luncheon — I joined two friends from church, Rod and Jeff, for a walk down to the World War II Memorial, with a stop at Decatur House. Then I walked down the Mall to head home, dropping by the Philippine Festival on Pennsylvania Ave. (I didn’t stay long, as it was rather loud and chaotic, and I wanted to curl up on the couch with my cat and a Hostess cupcake.)

Here’s Gordon Richmond getting a wheelchair wash at the youth car wash fundraiser. At back, far left, is his fiancée, Kathryn. They’re getting married this month.

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Pray for Alicia

Pray For Alicia, a 24-week preemie born to Mike and Hechung Delgado. (Some of you may remember Mike as the funny guy at Picklebrine and The Dangling Conversations.) In addition to cheering for the baby, we also get tons of firsthand education from Mike and Hechung about premature babies, in live weblog format, with photos. We’re all rooting for you, Alicia!

Update: A Blogger bug caused Mike and Hechung to move Alicia’s weblog to Call Me Alicia. Update your bookmarks accordingly.

Recent Content at the Top

You may have noticed the new “latest posts” thingy at the top of the weblog. I just wanted to make it easier for you to see recent stuff which may have been bumped below the fold by long posts. (I still prefer not to limit the front page to excerpts unless absolutely necessary.) Also, I’ve added a little more focus to my mobile photos, for when I’m out snapping pics with my cellphone. Not sure how that’ll affect my local mobile category, which is slowly growing obsolete as Flickr takes over its function.

Comments, Archives, and Speed

I discovered a few months ago that Movable Type commenting on HNBP was slowed down by republishing of static monthly and category archives. (See Scot Hacker’s Foobar Blog and UnderscoreBleach.net for details.) Basically anything that had a pertinent <$MTEntryCommentCount$> tag in it was being rebuilt everytime a comment was submitted, and the default template was set up with comment counts in the main index, plus individual, monthly, and category archive files, so MT was rebuilding at least four different files with each comment, and those archive files could get big.

I rectified this by simply trimming down the monthly and category archive templates to their bare bones: linked titles and dates. (I still didn’t want to go the dynamic db route, as one of the main reasons I’ve stuck with MT was to cut server overhead by serving static files.) No more rebuilding of comment counts, and the much smaller, more streamlined archive format saves space and bandwidth. So ends the archiving devolution: from full monthly archives with entry anchors, to full monthly archives alongside individual entries, to just excerpted archives, to a simple list of dated and linked titles.

I’ve also re-deactivated trackback, as I’ve been getting several trackback spam attempts. MT’s excellent feedback filter plugins catch them all, but each spam hit is still an entry in the database, and when they’re coming in at a rate of dozens per minute, the site takes a noticeable performance hit. So goodbye to trackback once again, for now.

Zoom In on Sleepy Cat

Since we haven’t had any Pandora photos for a while, here she is, sleeping on her favorite pillow, in successively closer photos. I tried to get an orking shot, but she doesn’t like having the lens in her face.

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Memorial Day Weekend 2006

Memorial Day Weekend was warm and relaxing. Amy and I met up with my brother Francis for a few hours on Monday, as he was visiting high school buddies. We tried some of the dimsum at NuBao Cafe in South Street Seaport, and paid $3 each to tour the historic ships docked there — the Peking and the Ambrose. You certainly get your money’s worth with those ships! Here’s Francis aboard the Ambrose, with Brooklyn and various tourist boats behind him:

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Through the course of the long weekend, we also hung one of Amy’s latest paintings on the dining room wall (laser levels are fun), watched X-Men: The Last Stand with Amy’s brother Bob, Amy sketched me as I dozed on the couch to the tune of Bach’s Coffee Cantata, and we listened to PastaKeith finish up his Da Vinci Code sermon series. Take a look at Amy’s diploma project painting, newly hung:

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‘Twas a good long weekend to cap off a busy, busy, busy month, and I look forward to the comparatively restful workaday grind.

Patriotic Songs in Church?

Light your Cigarettes with FREEDOM!!!!Fellow American Christians, what are your thoughts on the singing of patriotic hymns at worship service on significant historic holidays such as Memorial Day and the Fourth of July? I always took it as given that these were improper for an event meant to be focused on God, so I was somewhat taken aback when I recently attended at a Baptist church where the Memorial Day service began with such hymns as “America the Beautiful,” “My Country ‘Tis of Thee,” and “Battle Hymn of the Republic,” with lyrics projected onto a screen over a backdrop of waving US flags.

I tried to get into it, singing along with the congregation, but this gave me such an overwhelming sense of guilt that I had to stop, and the absurdity of it all had me giggling some, which probably wasn’t a good sight in the pews.

I don’t hate America, despite being a registered Democrat [ba-dum-tish]. Singing songs dedicated to America at a time when I would normally be singing to God strikes me as idolatry, a manner of having another god before God. Yes, American history is steeped in the mythos and imagery of our faith, but I can’t see it as “God’s country” (as some veterans say), and there’s a danger in conflating the purposes of the state with the purposes of the Kingdom of Heaven.

Still, there are some patriotic hymns I’ll let past my personal God/Caesar filter: the ones which still address God without overemphasizing how great the state is. “God Of Our Fathers” and “Eternal Father, Strong To Save” spring to mind. (In fact, “Eternal Father” is perfect for Memorial Day, being a prayer for those in military service abroad.)

More from David Opderbeck, PoMoMusings, and this Pew Forum news story from last year.

Lost Bags: Followup

My squeaky wheeling about Airtran and Lost Bags received some “grease”: email apologies from DCA Ops Manager Robert Sullivan, Carla Hodge of Airtran’s Central Baggage Service, and Airtran’s DCA Station Manager Chanel Johnson. Miss Johnson was very responsive, promised action on the hitches in the process, and offered to repair or replace the bag within the bounds of Airtran’s lost baggage claim policy. I dropped off the old bag with its shattered plastic lining at the Airtran desk on Thursday, and by Friday afternoon, a shiny new replacement suitcase had arrived via Fedex.

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I am quite appeased by this, and am endeared once more to AirTran for my travel needs thanks to a response that exceeded expectations. (And I wanted an excuse to use my Photoshopped “Lost Bags” graphic just one more time because I’m pretty proud of it.)

Update: 50 Ways to Lose Your Luggage, via Chops.

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(Seats.jpg, uploaded by brownpau.)

The train isn’t loaded, and the track runs alongside I-95, which has almost no traffic on it between Wilmington and Philadelphia. Did I miss the long weekend rush? (Not that I’m complaining.)