Seen at Costco

Frivolous and surreal products in giant bulk containers at Costco: triumph of capitalism or indicator of materialistic empire in decline? I don’t know. I just want to eat hemp hearts with mandarin orange segments and follow it up with some probiotic and fiber gummies before driving off in a minivan with a fuzzy pink steering wheel cover, wacky foam on my neck for sun protection.

Seen at Costco: Hemp Hearts Seen at Costco: Mandarin Orange Segments Seen at Costco: Probiotic Gummies Seen at Costco: Fiber Gummies Seen at Costco: Coppertone Wacky Foam Nice steering wheel cover

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

We close with the Make-A-Wish bear greeting shoppers.

Make-A-Wish Foundation Bear at Costco