Frivolous and surreal products in giant bulk containers at Costco: triumph of capitalism or indicator of materialistic empire in decline? I don’t know. I just want to eat hemp hearts with mandarin orange segments and follow it up with some probiotic and fiber gummies before driving off in a minivan with a fuzzy pink steering wheel cover, wacky foam on my neck for sun protection.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
We close with the Make-A-Wish bear greeting shoppers.
