And now, I present to you my first two Photo Booth snapshots:

At right, the “Squeeze” effect is used to greatly exaggerate my hair and chin. At left, what looks like a simple disheveled self-portrait is actually a successful application of Photo Booth’s “Tired Guy in Bathrobe with Messy Shower-Hair” effect. I don’t look like that in real life. At all. Seriously. No lie.*

(* – Lie)