Nothing beats coming home from work and finding out that some vigilante has posted a comment to your weblog with the personal information and contact numbers of a number of people at SMS.ac (deleted), then finding a message on the answering machine from SMS.ac’s legal office requesting information on that commenter (answered), then opening up MovableType and finding about forty new trackback spams posted to various old entries (deleted and trackback turned off). This is why we can’t have nice things.