“Welcome to CVS Pharmacy! You can only view our website with a dangerous, buggy, unstable, nonsecure, feature-poor web client with patchy and inconsistent CSS and standards compliance, or with the outdated browser of a former AOL subsidiary with even worse standards support. Sure, we could code for all browsers with web standards and get more visitors and revenue that way, but we’d rather restrict our options with lots of stupid proprietary tag soup, then equivocate about the CSS and security ‘benefits’ in our ‘Upgrade’ Notice. You’ll have to close Safari and Opera and open up something else to get your CVS Extracare card, loser!”
CVS Pharmacy is not to be confused with CVS, Concurrent Versions System.
Update: Also see Waxy.org on the new Allmusic.com.