Atherosclerosis-Inducing Input

Breakfast: two glazed Krispy Kreme donuts and coffee.

Lunch: three slices of Domino’s sausage-mushroom pizza and Coke.

Merienda: one Kit Kat.

Just add a Quarter Pounder-and-Fries dinner, and my “Get An All-American Heart Attack in One Year” diet is complete.

Update: It being Fettisdagen in Sweden, Jesper recommends semla. Oogh.