Columbia Craziness

Okay, it’s one thing to calmly and bloggishly catalog current events under possible signs of the coming endtimes, and it’s quite another thing to obsessively read signs and symbols into every single petty detail surrounding the Space Shuttle, Israeli astronauts, and each and every sunset, buzzard, and cloud formation that manifested on that day.

There were 5 Orbiters in the Shuttle fleet. The Challenger (OV-099) blew up in 1986, for the Arab persecution of the Jew. And Columbia (OV- 102) exploded during entry in 2003. Now, there are only 3 Orbiters left in the Shuttle fleet, where 3 stands for the Justice of the Holy Spirit, the meaning of 2003.

Eh? That completely smacks of divination, and not very good divination, at that. Perhaps we can augment our prophetic insight with some sliced chicken gizzards? Next you’ll be telling me that shark attacks and stock markets are related- What? What’s that? Oh.


  1. Rod says:

    Ack! Who IS this guy? Paulo, you continue to amaze me with your ability to dig up/attract such people.

    As I stifle my horror and stupification, I have to wonder (pardon the triteness) what would Jesus do?

    He would sigh and roll his eyes and walk away. This person clearly does not get the point. He seems to think it’s all about winning when it’s really all about love.

    Or else, this web site is a very, very, very elaborate joke. There are parts of it which I find difficult to believe were written with a straight face (notably the parts about the Eye of the Sun – how pagan.) And the bit about the electrical line. What’s THAT all about?

  2. vis10n says:

    We’re told that NO man knows the day nor the hour-what makes these folks think that they’ve got a free pass?

  3. I know the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is true. I know the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is true. I know the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is true.

  4. Mike says:

    “Please, first consider your own Salvation. If you are a Christian who does not use Rebound, you are not filled with the Holy Spirit and are, therefore, not able to believe God.”

    I’ve heard the Holy Spirit compared to drugs, but this one takes the cake. The first line that came to my mind when I read it?

    “They will know we are Christians by our bounce.” :P

  5. sparticus says:

    I don’t think I’ve used this Rebound thing, I can’t find it in the Bible… Good thing I read it on this website though or I’d never be saved!

  6. michelle says:

    yeah… that was weird. i’ve never ever heard of rebound before. where does that concept come from?