Stalking Jesus

Ever since I found out that Jesus Guy is based in the Washington DC area, I’ve been wondering how I can find him. Wouldn’t it be so fun to go stalking Jesus and documenting the results? As my friend Martin tells me, it’s the perfect movie title: “Stalking Jesus.”

It turns out that many have gone before me: here and here, to name a couple. Alas, I am not a young female of recent Norse-Germanic heritage. I very much doubt that Jesus Guy would want to bathe with me.