Bad enough that we get email and IM spam; now our blogs have to worry about comment spam. I would no more buy products from a spammer than I would buy food from a grocery aisle sampler who insists on violently stuffing my mouth with truckloads of crackers and cheese against my will.

The eminently linkworthy Dane says that he hails from the Sovereign Nation of Southern California. But according to the United States of Todd Levin’s Racist Aunt, “no one should be that far from a bagel.”