Ellen Feiss

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP! Apparently the prevailing meme du jour is jaded, glassy-eyed, Apple-endorsing teenage nymphet Ellen Feiss. The whole internet seems to be humping her leg:

Ellen Feiss!

Ellen Feiss!

Ellen Feiss!

Ellen Feiss!

Ellen Feiss!

Ellen Feiss!

And though she’s only 15, it will probably be only a matter of time before “Ellen Feiss Nude” becomes the leading Google search request, overtaking Britney Spears. At least for a few days.

Comments

  1. Bam says:

    That Google search doesn’t return anything at this moment, so maybe you’ll end up being the first page Google indexes for that very term.

    If you get all your frequently indexed friends to point to your blog entry using those terms, you’d be in the running for the authortitative link for Ellen Feiss nude. Think of the traffic potential! Ellen fans could hang out here along with Genta Ogami groupies! :)

    Then the world will move on, as it usually does.

  2. Paulo says:

    >>That Google search doesn’t return anything at this moment, so maybe you’ll end up being the first page Google indexes for that very term.

    Exactly. No need for links, really; my Pagerank is high enough that it’ll be indexed in the next few days.

    Right along with ELLEN FEISS PORN.

  3. Jason says:

    Come now, Paulo. “High enough” is never really high enough. :-)

  4. Rod says:

    I escapes me why anyone thought this was a good add. Anyone can see that this girl deserved to loose her paper because she used to torture small animals in a former life. Can you say negative karma?

  5. Jason says:

    >>That Google search doesn’t return anything at this moment, so maybe you’ll end up being the first page Google indexes for that very term.

    It returns two hits now. :-)

  6. Joe Bob says:

    Ellen Feiss is an idiot. She’s probably popular all over the world because the whole world thinks American kids are a bunch of stoners and losers.

  7. Billy Bob says:

    Joe Bob – Aren’t we?

    BB

  8. Bob Bob says:

    I agree. I think we are.

    Bob Bob

  9. Guess this is where Little

    Weed came from.

    Flob a Lob Bob

  10. Dunno what Ben this about all this, but I’m with Joe Bob and Billy Bob.

    American kids are a bunch of stoners and losers, and that’s why the rest of the world love’s their president. You get what you deserve.

    Bill – The Flower Pot Man

  11. feiss me says:

    uuhhh

    at least you could….

    like….

    paste her head on like

    some nude body.

    ..huhuhhmmmmhmhuhm