A few months ago, I was telling John (Where is John, anyway?) about the electric light-up “Sacred Hearts of Jesus and Mary” picture frames and wall clocks that you could buy off any corner sidewalk vendor back in Manila.

I never did get to buy one, but Daniel of ansiblenetwork.com was able to get one on a honeymoon in Rome. He calls it E-Jesus, and he has even included a javascript-enabled E-Jesus so you can see for yourself. Click here to try.

Link via Rylanddotnet. As with the old Sacred Heart Light-up Wall Clocks and the framed 3D picture of the Virgin Mary that I got for Christmas two years ago (the kind that looks at you no matter what angle you hold it at), I don’t know whether to be horrified or titillated.