Jinggoy’s Rectum

Jinggoy says he has rectal bleeding. He shares the jail cell with his father, Erap. One can only imagine what the father-and-son team must be doing in their posh and romantic detention suite to cause Jinggoy’s condition.

Well, as DJ Qualls says in The New Guy about being in jail: “The sex you want, you ain’t gettin’, and the sex you gettin’, you don’t want.”


  1. Anonymous says:


  2. Anonymous says:

    how tasteless

  3. Paulo says:

    Hee hee! You’re obviously not so enraged that you’re willing to leave your name to express your indignation as a staunch Erap supporter. How have worship services been at the local Iglesia ni Cristo? Or is it El Shaddai?

  4. Anonymous says:

    i don’t support erap and im neither religion/sect

    it’s just that what you wrote was tasteless

  5. Anonymous says:

    cmon, i thought u were christian and all

  6. Paulo says:

    And I’m supposed to accept that kind of admonishment from someone who won’t give his name? Puh-leez. Just because one is Christian does not mean that one may not make satirical speculation on the activities of two of the Philippines’ most popular thieves based on an awareness of the kind of sexual abuse that goes on in many jails all over the world. Now what are you doing up past 1am in the morning?

  7. Anonymous says:

    im not stopping you from speculating

    its just that what u said was simply tasteless, specially coming from an apparently devoted christian

  8. Paulo says:

    Unfortunately, I can’t regard you as anything but a mere heckler with ZERO comment-value, because you’re obviously too scared to leave your name, email, or URL. Otherwise I would have apologized long ago. Now you’ll have to live with this blog entry staying here forever!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!

    How’s the DSL service of Eastern Telecom, by the way? ^^,

  9. Paulo says:

    At kumusta na si Bro Eli sa `Pinas? Is he still in the closet?