The Disciplinary Loaf

If you are a naughty prisoner in Maryland Correctional, they feed you the Disciplinary Loaf. Be afraid.

Sort of a carrot-and stick approach to corrections, then. Except that the carrots in this case are finely grated and mixed with wheat bread, fake cheese, spinach, beans, raisins and other ingredients to create what Simon concludes “smells a little bit like the food they serve in the elephant cage at the National Zoo.”