Oatmeal Messes

Just like Doug, I like eating oatmeal in the morning, but I can never seem to enjoy the stuff without suffering an oatmeal spill somewhere along the way. Sometimes the milk prematurely boils over in the microwave; other times I mix it a bit too vigorously before eating. It’s gotten so that I can’t begin to prepare the stuff without making sure I have a paper towel on hand first. Ah, the tribulation I must endure to enjoy a hearty bowl of hot, cleansing oats.


  1. Jesper says:

    *remembers earlier passion for broccoli* Uh-oh, I can see an oatmeal layout coming up! :)

  2. doug says:

    Ah yes, the magic of oats! Mmmmm….

  3. Jim says:

    Yeah, Pau! The challenge is on. Let’s see an Oatmeal layout that *actually* looks good (oatmeal being one of the least aesthetically pleasing foods mankind has ever created)…

  4. Paulo says:

    But nothing can make oatmeal look good! No matter what flavor your oats may be, it will always look like week-old vomit in a bowl.

  5. Jesper says:

    Go washed out puke! And I hope that an oatmeal layout will NEVER, yes that’s right, NEVER EVER, see the day of light. Hey, that kinda rhymed. Go me.