(Fight Club + Gladiator + Shine) = A Beautiful Mind, which ******* and I just watched. The portrayal of Dr. John Nash’s schizophrenic delusion was so successfully executed that up to halfway through the movie, we were still asking, “So when does he go all schizophrenic? After the communists get him, right?” When in truth…

Oh, wait. I don’t want to spoil it. I mean, that would be like telling you that Bruce Willis’ character was dead in The Sixth Sense. (Wait, you did know he was dead, of course? I mean, you knew that in Crying Game it was actually a guy, so you would know that Bruce Willis’ character in The Sixth Sense was dead, right? Or that Tom Cruise was actually in cryogenic stasis in Vanilla Sky?)

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