Let me admit that Index 36, the graphic that appears on it, and my ill temper of yesterday are all related. Yes, it’s a broken Nokia Lithium-Ion phone battery, which flew off my phone when I threw it to the floor in anger during a tiff with, um, Tiff.

But don’t worry. We’re fine now, the phone’s still working, the battery was an older spare, and I have more. At the very least, it made a cool graphic.