Just like Doug, I like eating oatmeal in the morning, but I can never seem to enjoy the stuff without suffering an oatmeal spill somewhere along the way. Sometimes the milk prematurely boils over in the microwave; other times I mix it a bit too vigorously before eating. It’s gotten so that I can’t begin to prepare the stuff without making sure I have a paper towel on hand first. Ah, the tribulation I must endure to enjoy a hearty bowl of hot, cleansing oats.