CARS is, of course, all over Microsoft’s latest PR gaffe, which the rumor-mongers call a “fabrimonial.” Apparently the real reason for the fake switch ad was a “damned fairy imp”. In truth, the lady was switching from Mac to something else.

In other news, you’re not supposed to open your iMac because… you will find, surprisingly, nothing. Following up on the success of the fanless iMac, Apple decided to make an iMac without any components whatsoever. All you will see is one big honkin’ Airport card that sends your commands back to Cupertino where they are processed on, again surprisingly, a Dell PC and then sent back for display on your screen.