Memnocch on PEX

Why are there people like this on the Net, I wonder? This Memnocch loser has been posting disruptively pornographic or flame-ish posts all over PEX, and now he claims that he’s invincible to do what he likes on the board. We may soon ban him.

Kit-Kat

Ahhh. Few things are more delicious than original American Kit-Kat. Not the Malaysian or Australian export varieties with their grainy-sugary texture, mind you, but the actual chocolate itself from America. Rich, sweet, wafery KitKat. Mmmm.

Not quite Network Admin just yet…

It took me two days, but I finally figured out how to get this LAN to connect through the office hub’s dialup access. Of course, I eventually gave up on Win98 ICS and obfuscated network configurations in WinNT4, so I downloaded WinGate instead.

Did they bring me here to die?

Waking up in a Sydney hospital after a serious accident, the American tourist asked the Australian nurse: “Did they bring me here to die?”

To which the nurse responded: “No, they brought you in yesterday.”

Email Hoax Overload

So many email hoaxes going around; it’s hard to keep track of them all. FB4F is already suffering a massive urban legend backlog, and I have neither the time nor bandwidth to keep up. I have to post a debunk on the McDonald’s-Glorietta and cellphones-in-pockets legends, and also update the sago legend.