The Horror.

On a 40°F morning, nothing is worse than a 40°F toilet seat.

Apache on OS X

Happy birthday to my youngest brother Javi, who turns 14 today. FOURTEEN. Now I feel ancient.

Notes to self:

1. Setting up a server with Jaguar. Not that I plan to serve pages online from my machine, but Apache is, of course, indispensable for local design and debugging.

2. Don’t crack knuckles. DON’T. CRACK. KNUCKLES.

Dr. Brown’s Holy Oil!

Hey, Christian Spirit Soldiers, how about some of Dr. Rebecca Brown’s Harvest Warriors Sacred Anointing Oil™? Heal the sick and cast out demons with this biblical recipe for miraculous works! “We have discovered that God will honor the use of any oil, but will greatly bless the use of His specific Holy Anointing Oil!”

Adult Swim

Jasper the Cat and I are watching Adult Swim. So far, this “Space Ghost Coast to Coast” has been one Hanna-Barbera in-joke after another. It’s hilarious.

Shaken Beef

Cooked some beef last night. Here’s the recipe:

INGREDIENTS:

Beef cubes, olive oil, minced basil, garlic, salt, pepper

PROCEDURE:

Pour olive oil in bowl. Slice/crush garlic and put in olive oil. Throw beef in bowl. Throw in basil, salt, pepper. Cover bowl. Shake bowl wildly. Marinate beef in refrigerator for 4 to 12 hours. Pour whole mix into pot and simmer till well-cooked. Turn off heat and leave covered for a few more minutes. Serve with rice/couscous and vegetables.

All quantities and times are purely arbitrary.