Ex-Atheist. There’s an important message on entering debate or college. (via tertius.)
When Spammers Attack
When Amazon Reviewers Attack
Star Wars – Amazon ratings stars, that is. Why can’t more Amazon reviewers be like Henry Raddick or John Fracisco? (For that last one, scroll down to his review for The Story of Ping.)
(Link via Kottke, who, in the middle of a redesign, will no doubt inspire thousands of other bloggers to start on their own incremental redesigns, following suit in this latest trend of reintegrating all blog content — sidebar blogs, review blogs, photoblogs, metablogs, metametablogs, etc — back into a single column. Heh. Good luck.)
Precioussss
Tolkien, thou shalt roll in thy grave: there is a Middle Earth subway ride in New York. “Next stop, Mount Doom, Mordor. Doors opening on the left. Please watch your fingers.” News is that the promo didn’t work out too well.
T9 Pain
Weather forecast of hail and pain...
That was supposed to be “rain.” This is why I don’t like T9 Predictive Input for my text messaging.
scroll(DC)
If you like Washington, DC, and don’t mind an 800KB download and a few frames and popups, try the Flyby Tour of Downtown DC. In truth it’s really just an isometric pixel-art map in PNG format, scrolled through javascript. If you prefer, you can just view the raw map PNG here. (Found while hunting for a map of Maryland.)
Pantone Color Matching
OH YES. I’ve been needing an approximate screen-ready Pantone color matching chart for weeks. Thank you to Danelope for the link.
(Note: these are for print, of course, and the colors will display in radically different ways through the jungle of uncalibrated monitors. Hence the need for printable PDFs.)
MegaScovilles
In the “Learn Something New Every Day” Department, peppers have a Heat Scale, in which the quantity of the chemical capsaicin is measured in “Scoville Units.” That’s right: Scoville Units. And according to this gardener, some siling labuyo varieties can reach 100,000 Scoville Units. I can vouch for that, having accidentally bitten into a whole fresh sili in my chopsuey when I was in college. And I’ve known people who eat sili like potato chips.
Becoming a Randroid
Become an objectivist in 10 easy steps. I think it took me till Step 3 to realize that it was a parody, though the geometry was buzzing my spidey sense.
I’m not fond of Ayn Rand at all, nor am I fond of architecture graduates who read Ayn Rand. This is for reasons that are all my own. (Some of those objectivists can draw good cartoons, though.)
(Link via bitbucket.)
Alexander Nevsky
Friday night, Amy got discounted tickets to see the Baltimore Symphony and Choral Arts Society do Alexander Nevsky, that grand Russian cinematic-orchestral masterpiece by Sergei Eisenstein and Alexander Prokofiev, depicting 13th Century Russia’s war against Teutonic invaders. For a 1930s Soviet propaganda film aimed at rousing the communist state to patriotic fervor against the Nazis, Nevsky is visually and aurally superb. Prokofiev’s score was played/sung live by the BSO and Choral Arts Society alongside the film’s own synchronized audio: no small feat in dealing with work from the early days of sounded film. Through the performance, conductor Yuri Temirkanov had to split his attention between watching the projection screen and timing the music to match actions, film cuts, and visual interludes.
Of course, being a political work, Nevsky is brimming with Marxist and Stalinist wartime symbolism. The Prince Alexander Nevsky, resting from his victory over the Swedes, works as a fisherman — how classically proletariat! — and deigns to wear the princely mantle only when the City of Novgorod calls upon him to repulse the invading Teutons. (Or, as they are called in this pre-WWII work, “The Germans!”) In Novgorod, rich merchants sound out their preference for compromise and tribute — filthy capitalists, the lot of them — and are shouted down by the city’s militant working class. The “German” invaders are evil Christian crusaders: white-clad, cross-adorned, bucket-helmed knights led by wrinkled, old, crucifix-bearing bishops. The invaders sack the city of Pskov, butcher its unrepentant soldiers, and burn helpless infants in holocaust fire. (The “holocaust” effect is accomplished with plain old forced perspective: hooded bishops against a backdrop of far-off smoke and flame, dropping the poor babies off the bottom of the screen to their “fiery deaths.”)
Portraying the allegorical Nevsky-Stalin who leads the allegorical Novgorod-USSR into the allegorical Teutonic Wars-WWII, actor Nikolai Cherkosov hams up the hero role to comical proportions. Every shot of the prince is a beauty shot, every pose a puff-chested, tight-fisted, craggy-faced pageant of one, calculated to win over the Soviet commoner with expansive gestures and massive doses of princely charm. (One wonders if Eisenstein was making subtle hints about Stalin through Cherkosov’s almost blatant overacting.)
The movie is worth seeing just for the buildup to the epic “Battle on the Ice” on Lake Chudskoye. Half the impact is achieved by Prokofiev’s score, eschewing traditional 13th Century Russian music in favor of a marshal drumbeat. Eisenstein pulls a few choice closeup shots of the advancing German soldiers, consisting of white-cloaked knights rocking back and forth as though on horses, while the pennants of their charge fly past behind them. By today’s CG bullet-time standards, those shots would be laughable (Yes, I laughed) but on closer inspection, they are masterful pieces of visual composition, especially for the limited resources of the day.
Don’t knock this movie for being old and Communist. If you appreciate a seamless melding of classical music and filmmaking, and if you were able to stomach DW Griffiths’ Birth of a Nation, then give Alexander Nevsky a try.