• Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle.
• Michelle Obama Is Your New Bicycle.
• Hillary Clinton Is Your New Bicycle.
• John McCain Is Your New Bicycle.
• Ron Paul Is Your New Bicycle.
• Steve Jobs Is Your New Bicycle.
• Generic wildcard subdomain “Your New Bicycle” Generator.
• Luke, I am Your New Bicycle.

Thanks to Mat Honan for starting it all, but I say that’s it for that. Any new ones will signify a jumping of the shark. So it ends here. Thus saith I. Brownpau has spoken.

More on sites like this one from Kottke and Wikipedia. (Oh by the way, one of the above “bicycle” sites was made by me, and I threw it together in like twenty minutes, but I’m not telling which one it is.)