Google Maps Sightseeing

Since Google Maps sightseeing is suddenly all the rage, here’s a satellite view of my general environs. Over to the right is Union Station, and if you go south a few blocks you’ll see the big pixelated blur hiding the US Capitol. (It’s not just the security; the anti-satellite pixelation field is a crucial aspect of the Washington Masonic Illuminati’s Super Secret Defense and Weather Control Grid. It’s terrible going into the Pixel Field when it goes up during orange alerts; not only the Capitol, but everything, including FBI-shirt-clad tourists, turn into shimmering, blockish squares of indistinct color.)

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