The Postmodernism Generator

Many discourses concerning postdialectic semioticist theory may be discovered. Therefore, if neomodernist theory holds, we have to choose between the predialectic paradigm of discourse and textual subconceptualist theory.

From the Postmodernism Generator. The fun part is that they have all their buzzwords and catchphrases down pat; this stuff really does sound like an authentic postmodern philosophy paper.