Angel Viloria reports on Fernando Poe’s so-called “qualifications” for the Philippine presidency. In a nutshell, (1) be a successful movie star with your own production outfit, (2) be seen distributing canned goods for disaster relief, and (3) don’t ask for political favors from Erap.

Ah, Philippine politics. All it needs is a badly recorded laugh track, just like on Eat Bulaga.