Verizon Wireless is really trying to pull an “Energizer Bunny” with their current ad campaign. (“Can you hear me now? Good!”) I suppose they’re hoping to pummel the average consumer into subscribing to their service by sheer force of annoyance from the repetitive hook.

Likewise with that Mazda “Zoom zoom” kid.

(For more happy happy fun fun, do a Google search for any of the above terms. I haven’t found any slash fiction yet, though.)

Update: Verizon Guy’s real name is Paul Marcarelli. Just so you know.