“Dirty bomb” terrorist apprehended. Hmm, his real name is “Jose Padilla”; that name is either Hispanic or Filipino. There’s no determining ethnicity from these news reports, though; looks like they’re being PC about his race.

More on Dirty Bombs from Fox News, an In-Depth FAQ from CNN, and another FAQ from TerrorismAnswers.com. Perhaps some potassium iodide pills for citizens here in DC would be nice. Um, hello? Federal government? You guys in your bunkers listening? ;)