“Evil Dr. Sloth has plans to turn all the NeoPets in Neopia into his mutant slaves! Go to the Space Station and help thwart his evil plans! There are also games to play, things to buy, and much much more… “

Gosh, the evil arch-villain runs a command base where those who would thwart his dastardly plans can also play games and go shopping? Suddenly I’m reminded of Dr. Evil’s base in Austin Powers II, where every morning the staff could enjoy an all-you-can eat breakfast buffet. You know the scene… “It got weird.”