Wesley!

By the way, if you’re a Star Trek fan like me, you probably couldn’t care less about Wil Wheaton (aka Wesley Crusher from Star Trek: The Next Generation). But in case wou were one of those teeny-bopper fans at the time who actually liked Wesley, you can go here to follow his post-ST:TNG career. Apparently he became a programmer for a short time.

Jet lag can cause brain shrinkage. I’d better remember to regulate my sleep patterns next time I travel, then.